Lutherans know how to get down, and pretty damn low at that. Last night I went to my jobs (Trinity Lutheran School) Valentines Day party and got totally shit faced with all my superiors. You really learn quite a bit about people after 3 or 4 cups of hunch punch and a punishing amount of beer from too many games lost in beer pong. The director of my school threw us all for a spin with her cart wheels and smack talk in the schools gym. She also knew how to get her twirl on when the hired cover band encouraged the teachers to get rowdy with throwbacks like Jimmy Buffet covers, Tom Petty and a nice dose of "Sweet Home Alabama".
It's funny how quickly I saw all of my friends turn into our parents with a little bit of hard liquor, who am I kidding A LOT bit of hard liqour, and a cheesy ass cover band. We all participated in singing our hearts out with exaggerated passion and shakin' our booties like we haven't had a night out without the kids in years. Eric quickly took to socializing with all of the fellow teachers and and lost so hard in beer pong against the toddler class teacher, Mary. The pastor of the school was fearful of our "colorful" table, we became the group with the "drawings on our arms" and were unapproachable to the pastor.
Towards the end of the night I lost control of my stomach and finished throwing up right as the head teacher of my classroom walked in on me. She was mostly sympathetic but jesus christ, it was only my first week! I'm interested to see how monday plays out, maybe we'll make hunch punch gatherings a more frequent occurrence. All i can say is; We brought that party.
